“why hasn’t anyone on tumblr been to the club” this is the disabled people with no social lives website
if i could go to the club do you really think id be spending my time answering tumblr polls
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Series of recreating classic artwork in my style (gay)
These are the illustrations of mine that get reposted the most without credit lmao so if you’ve seen these in the wild, it me
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“i won’t be coming back here” is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you’re at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you’ll never have to see or hear from them again
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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy
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everythingsbetterunderthestars:
Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:
“I’ve had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I’m still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, ‘Will you help me?’ I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can’t always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.
And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.
When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I’m glad of that, happy l’ve done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web…
but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.
I know it won’t happen, but it would be nice.”
- Matthew Langford Perry
(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)
okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21.
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you have to travel somewhere that is 2-3 hours away from home, that is;
part of my day, I will go there, come back, and do other things in my day
a day trip, I leave in the morning and come home later but thats my whole day
an overnighter, I’ll go, spend the night, and come home the next day
I only go places that far away for vacation
I wouldn’t travel that far
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See ResultsInspired by a convo with international besties
RB & tag with where you’re from
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