January 2011
37 posts
Anonymous asked: Done what? Masturbate?
Or at least that’s what I would’ve done if the door had been locked…
Fuckin’ doors.
Singapore.
I want a better ‘I’m coming home song’ than Home by edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros.
oh, yeah, I’ll be home by day after tomorrow.
Fuckin’ travel.
What I can't say in 160 characters
I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I am enjoying the book you lent me but I get annoyed that it changes perspective just as soon as it gets going with a character. But I suppose that’s what keeps me reading. Tell me about the beach! What are you getting up to all day? Today I went walking in a tea plantation and thought about you. I’m not sure if I wish you were here or I wish I was...
Getting up at midnight to climb to the highest point in Sri Lanka.
I hope I don’t die.
today I saw one of buddah’s teeth in a jar. It was weird because when I was looking at it, I got this weird feeling of awe… Like, this is the pinnacle of spirituality for some people, it’s physical and it’s real and it’s there and it felt to me as if all the events of that day were just a precursor to this feeling.
Then I just chundered EVERYWHERE
Someone fucking text me, I’ve got a thing on my phone so it wont cost you more.
Boom.
Also.
so far it’s 58 elephants
106 monkeys.
that said, i think in a fight, the 58 elephants would win.
Basterds.
This here’s Lachie Airey
Lived in brisbane but got the fuck outta there while the gettin’ was good.
What up, Changi?
Changi Airport has free wifi.
I think we all know who’s winning here.
I drove up to the city at night and found the place Where you grew up and then where you stayed And we walked around and stayed up late under city lights I spent the night, next to you in the house where you grew up Next to you I miraculously woke up In your parents’ house I laid in bed with you I went back to feel alone there I went back to wipe it clean I took the lights and radio towers...
This is the best sandwich ever. I’m not even fucking kidding you guys, Grilled cheese, tomatoe, mayo. Try it and become a man.
“Just as soon as your back is turned, they’ll be trying to cut you down.”
– Son House
The Meaning of life.
Give me your money.
We know what’s good for you.
Animals are trying to influence my mind.
Does this look infected to you?
Mmmm, I like fishsticks! I could eat them all day long!
Let me tell you, I just gotta say.
Yes, it might hurt a little.
It’s time to get moving.
Little people scrub and clean my teeth when I’m asleep at night.
20% more mature!
I think that...
December 2010
34 posts
Dear Mr Girl Talk
I have become aroused listening to your album Feed The Animals.
Please let it be known that in the future, i want you to personally DJ all my sexual experiences.
